電影院奇遇

A. 隨便什麼主題 通俗易懂 不要太難 咱6個人的英語都不咋地 最好能搞笑點

嗯 我找了三個， 你自己看看吧 選一個
第一個： 沒名字 不好意思啊
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 給錢)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）

A: …….

D: What』s wrong?

M: I』ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together...

第二個：
劇本英文名稱《A War between Two Women》
劇本中文名稱《兩個女人之間的戰爭》
很好的6人英語短劇劇本。兩個女孩同時看上了一個男孩，女人之間的戰爭，有意思。
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 購物場景

(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He』s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He』s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I』m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I』m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You』re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)

Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍

(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I』m more beautiful than Lucy.
I』ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You』re very beautiful. You』re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You』re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They』re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let』s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let』s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I』m so happy! There』re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I』m so lucky!

Scene III 偶遇

(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don』t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She』s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren』t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He』s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It』s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don』t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

Scene IV 電影院奇遇

(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It』s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let』s go!
Scoundrel: Don』t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won』t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I』ll give you all the money I have. Don』t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We』re just girls!
Lucy: I can』t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let』s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy』s money)

Scene V

Peggy: I』m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I』m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we』re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let』s go eat. It』s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it』s a good idea! Let』s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he』s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don』t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You』re lying. I can』t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I』m sorry that I』m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don』t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they』re so weird. Don』t pay attention to them. Let』s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We』re girls, they』re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

第三個：這個是搞笑的哦
搞笑英語話劇-別摸我
Don't Touch Me! 6人話劇劇本 劇本很短，適合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa

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Cast
1. Vicky∶a waitress at Monday』s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa∶another waitress at Monday』s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix∶one of customers. He』s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim∶customers at Monday』s restaurant. They』re good and decent men.
5. Kuki∶the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday』s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God
gives all things to instry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the
table.
Allen: Yes, pleases.
Tim: I』m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
Allen＆Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don』t like that customer. See, that man sits near the
door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don』t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don』t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me
uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix』s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky: He, he……He touched me!
Fenix: No!! I didn』t.
Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen: I won』t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim: That』s right. Come on, sir. It』s your fault. We all know that.
Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don』t think so. I mean, if the boss and the
waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don』t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won』t do you
any good.
Fenix: Yeah……it won』t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim: Such a liar, I can』t believe it!!
Fenix: Mind your own business.
Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix: Uh……
Allen: I』m a police officer. Maybe you know what I』ll do with you.
Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully
the weak and fear the strong.
Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen: You are welcome. It』s just my ty.

B. 幻想大王奇遇記8之魔幻電影院,讀後感400字

今年寒假，我讀了《幻想大王奇遇記之魔幻電影院》這本書。我書看到一半的時候，雞皮疙瘩都出來了。 書裡面有三個主要人物,他們是聰明機靈的孫小空，智商高達二百五十的朱聰明 和學過武術的白古靜。 起因是城裡開了一家新電影院，神奇的是明明播放的是同一部電影，每個觀眾看到的卻不一樣。有人看到的是恐怖片，有人看到的是喜劇片......孫小空很好奇，自己也想去看，可是他有很多補習班。他就瞅准機會，去看電影。買票的時候，他被嚇了一跳，一看，原來是同學。 他和他的同學進了電影院之後，十分驚訝，竟然有這么多層。 後來，「皮大王」被吸了進去。 最後，他失蹤了，孫小空就下定決
心解開謎團。 這就是《幻想大王奇遇記之魔幻電影院》，它給我的寒假增添了許多的刺激、恐怖。
我很興奮，因為我以前讀過楊鵬的《幻想大王奇遇記》中的兩本。 書里主要寫幻想大王孫小空、愛學習的小美女白谷靜、智商高達250的小胖子朱聰明、來自外星的綠兒還有科學狂人怪馬博士。 城裡新開了一家5D電影院。神奇的是，明明播放的是同一部電影，每一個觀影者看到的卻都不一樣，有人看到的是喜劇片，有人看到的是恐怖片……孫小空好奇地跑去影院一探究竟，卻眼睜睜看著同班同學「皮大王」被吸入了影院的屏幕。隨後孫小空發現所有的同學都忘記了「皮大王」的存在，魔幻電影院也不再魔幻。原來，孫小空的想像力是很厲害的，黑心女王要用人類的想像力做武器攻打地球。這時孫小空的想像力變成了水母（想像力），孫小空靈機一動發揮想像力，變了一隻噴火龍，和電鰻怪獸（人類想像力的守護者）戰斗著，起初電鰻怪獸佔了上風，但是，人類同胞的想像力比電鰻怪獸更強。怪馬博士一聲令下，黑心女王被打敗了。孫小空被帶回到以前的魔幻電影院，但「皮大王」並沒有吸入電影屏幕，電影院的座位也變少了。這是一場夢，還是5D效果？ 這本書讓我覺得楊鵬叔叔有一雙隱形的翅膀，帶你體驗想像力的快樂！！！

C. 求英語情景劇！！！以校園問題為話題，寫一段五分鍾，四個人的英語情景劇！！！

人物
Peggy
Lucy
Andy
Allen
Scoundrel
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主要內容
Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同時看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。爭來爭去。後來發現Andy和Allen是同性戀。兩人又和好了。

Scene I 購物場景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He』s a present that God gave me.
Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He』s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I』m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I』m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You』re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I』m more beautiful than Lucy.
I』ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You』re very beautiful. You』re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You』re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They』re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let』s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let』s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I』m so happy! There』re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I』m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don』t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She』s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren』t you?
Peggy Lucy: No!
Scene IV 電影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It』s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let』s go!
Scoundrel: Don』t move! Give me your money.
Peggy Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won』t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I』ll give you all the money I have. Don』t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We』re just girls!
Lucy: I can』t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let』s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy』s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I』m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I』m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we』re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let』s go eat. It』s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it』s a good idea! Let』s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he』s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Peggy: He』s mine!
Lucy: He』s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don』t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You』re lying. I can』t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I』m sorry that I』m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don』t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they』re so weird. Don』t pay attention to them. Let』s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We』re girls, they』re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy Lucy: Gay !!

D. 《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》讀後感

剛剛讀完《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》，終於明白了什麼叫做「散發著悲哀的氣息」，明明是白紙黑字，讀起來卻像是一片灰，污濁而混沌。

此時，突然想到結尾主人公藏書的地下室，一個陰暗的擱架漸漸在眼前清晰起來，擱架的一端有一團黑影，模模糊糊的，像是一本書……我的內心油然而生一種恐懼，手開始顫動，變得劇烈，甚至不能控制，我在害怕什麼？不，我在渴望，一種熱烈的足以使人手舞足蹈的渴望——《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》是我的了。

我緊緊地把它攥在胸前許久，竟有些呼吸困難。我把它捧在手中，輕輕地吹去上面所覆蓋的一層厚重的灰塵，隱約可以看到封面上所寫的「聖書」二字。我從最中間打開了書，因為我知道，《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》是無窮無盡的。我開始撫摸書頁，的確印得很粗糙，好像摸在沙粒上。這時，旁邊的書架「咯吱」響了一聲，我嚇了一跳，立即把書藏在了大衣下面。

我慌張地跑回家，生怕被別人看見。不知走開了多久，反正是到家了，我什麼也不記得了，只是急切地打開《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》，一陣亂翻。我感到自己的手開始向下陷，如同伸進了稠澀的沙中。我越翻越快，清楚地觸及到每一個人翻過這本書的人的掙扎。我想停下來，但突然感覺四周變得好滑，一切都開始不停地向下陷，連同我的自私和慾望。

我仍然在幻想，「世界上沒有無底洞」，只是流沙並沒有因為我的幻想而停下來，反而變得更加的稠密、干澀……

終於，我感到窒息了，就在這一剎那，竟有種如釋重負的感覺。我要解脫了嗎?此時的我什麼也沒有，什麼也無所求，安穩得像個熟睡的嬰兒，漸漸地，眼前出現了一本書，不，准確地說，是一本書的封皮，僅僅如此，一張書頁都沒有，我用盡最後的力氣合上了那書皮，上面印著熟悉的兩個字——「聖書」……

大風突然把窗簾吹開了，遮住了我桌上的書，我回過神來，嚇了一跳，意以為那薄紗窗簾的是「沙之書」，揭起一看，原來是《妞妞》。

我時常想，或許「《幻想大王奇遇記——魔幻電影院》」就是人性自私、慾望的實體形式，無窮無盡散發著悲哀的氣息。有時，我還會想，或許世間的孽是以沙的形式存在的，一旦陷進去了，就不能自拔，直至被湮沒。

E. 《幻想大王奇遇記之魔幻電影院》讀後感300字

在寒假期間我讀了一本書叫《幻想大王奇遇記8》，這本書對我感悟很深。 這本書的主要內容是：孫小空他們家附近開了一家5D電影院 孫小空很稀奇就想去看，可是他的媽媽不讓他去看，在一天周末 他藉助一個偶然的機會來到了魔幻電影院來看5D電影。孫小空 聽說魔幻電影院里同一時間同一放映廳播放的同一部電影里，每一位觀眾看到的人物、情節，甚至題材都不是一樣的！有的人看到的是喜劇片，有的人看到的是悲劇片，有的人看到的是無厘頭的搞笑片，有的人看到的是愛情片......孫小空進入了這個電影院發現裡面只有兩個人，一個是只有3、4歲的小女孩，另一個是孫小空的同學「皮大王」。影片開始了，孫小空看到了一片火海正烤著孫小空的身體，然後一段抒情的音樂把孫小空帶進了薰衣草的原野，當影片快要結束時屏幕裂開了一道口子然後變成了黑洞，孫小空緊緊的抓著椅子，隨著黑洞的犀利越來越大，孫小空實在抓不住椅子了這是那個小姑娘便成了綠皮怪一把抓住了孫小空，但是孫小空的同學「皮大王」被吸了進去。孫小空回到學校後發現同學們都不認識「皮大王」了，孫小空很困惑，他和他的朋友們，他們分別是白谷靜和朱聰明，一起探索到了，這一切都是外星人搞的鬼，最後孫小空千辛萬苦打敗了外星人，到頭來卻白忙了一場。 我讀這本書的的感悟是：孫小空的好奇和勇敢打動了我，他為了救自己的同學不惜一切代價，不管是上刀山還是下火海，他都都願意，這就是他的勇氣，在這勇氣中我還發現這都是好奇心驅使他，讓他向前，不讓他退縮。 真本書讓我懂了很多東西，讓我一生受用

F. 小河電影院9.5有兒童萌猴奇遇記

你說的小河電影院是貴陽碧園國際影城吧！
9月5日（明天），該影院有放映《亞馬遜萌猴奇遇記》，排片時間是：
10：30，11：40，14：40，16：25。
具體信息請見截圖。

G. 英語六人搞笑三分鍾小品

甲：您在收看的是挑戰主持人的節目，我是主持人。請出今天的參賽者。乙丙同說：大家好甲：好了，別貧了進入正題。第一題請聽題：在電視中《水滸傳》排名第一的是誰？乙：關羽！丙：誰說的？是宋江！甲：丙答對了，加十分。丙：一點常識沒有，關羽是林黛玉的老公！甲：（我投一次聽說）好第二題，這是一道音樂題，這是什麼歌？（播放的是曹操）乙；歌名是劉備，曹操寫的！甲：答對，加十分！丙：瞎答也對？早知我說嫦娥。甲：第三題問：相聲四門功課是什麼？丙：炒，炸，煎，蒸.甲：還有燜呢？丙：對，忘了！甲：對什麼對乙;是說，學，逗，唱。甲：加十分!好第四題，誰在什麼時候發現什麼新大？乙：在國外的巴拿馬發現非洲。甲;你真會想像！奧巴馬是運河！乙：是我說的是巴拿馬甲：嗨，被你繞進去了。奧巴馬美國總統，巴拿馬是運河！丙：是1哥倫布在美洲發現。喔 順便說一下，幾天前幫我指導的ABC夫下在線的老師要我明白，就是要掌握好英語應該是不費力地..必然具有符合的學習空間與熟練口語對象 老師水平是關鍵，口語純正非常重要 持續天天口語交流 一對一針對性教學才會有.好.的學習成效；上完課記得重聽課程錄音音頻 更可以加深印象。不過實在無對象可練習的話 只能到旺旺或愛思拿到課外教材研習，多說多練短時間口語會提高起來 學習效果肯定會快速顯著的；甲：好！答對加十分！下面一組搶答題，答對加分，答錯扣10分。請聽題！問英語用英語怎麼講？乙：一個利是甲：發音不太標准，算對！加分，下一道搶答題，問北京首都在哪？丙；北京首都？甲：哦，是中國首都在哪？丙：北京！甲：好，現在又打平了，最後關鍵的一題！這是選擇題，問下面哪是四大名著作者之一？A:姚明 B：李白 C:趙本山 D:孫紅雷丙：你這好像沒得選!甲：恭喜你！答案就是沒得選！請丙說獲獎感言乙：不公平！丙：沒你啥事！嗯 謝謝TV ， CCTV， 深圳衛視，湖南衛視甲：先別謝了，說感言！丙：在這雞飛狗跳的日子中，我很莫名其妙的得了獎，但我不會鬆懈，繼續努力改造，爭取早日出獄甲：？丙;正所謂山不在高，有石頭就行，水不在深，有魚就行。我會更加努力，在這美好的時刻，天上的太陽在星星的映襯下，一定更美麗！甲：這話有點不對吧！不過再次恭喜你，也謝謝大家!謝謝

H. 電影:講一個大學生經歷一次奇遇後,以後每一天都在重復(國產)

是上海某大學的《逆轉流星》吧

《逆轉流星》是一個發生在某大學校園內的故事。阿博是一個大四學生，雖然有滿腔熱情和美好的願望，但總是說得多做得少，得過且過。豪哥和小羅是阿博的寢室好友，典型的活寶拍檔。三人在一起，總是發生一些哭笑不得的事。有一天，阿博偶然在校園內聽到了美妙的歌聲，他循著歌聲找去，看到正在散步的馨兒。這時一道流星劃過天際，馨兒許下了一個願望，流星突然回頭落了下來，一片白光之後發生了一件不可思議的事……
一部反映高校學生生活，青春勵志、重磅搞笑的喜劇電影《逆轉流星》可以說是內地第一部專為校園學生打造的電影，並瞄準校園院線發行。 《
逆轉流星》講述的是兩個即將畢業的大學生在遭遇一系列離奇的事件後，重新思考生活和愛情的故事。影片將著眼於當代年輕人的需求和審美，以陽光積極的基調將愛情、幻想、喜劇、惡搞、時尚等元素融入片中，力爭打造成一部能引起青年人共鳴的青春校園喜劇。

I. 英語情景劇3-4個人

這個是我們上學期表演的短劇，加入了搞笑元素後效果不錯。人物超過了3，4人，但是不重要而角色可以臨時找同學客串，我們當時就是那麼做的。題目是兩個女人之間的戰爭，The War between Two Women. 人物 Peggy Lucy Andy Allen Scoundrel ------------------------- 主要內容 Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同時看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。爭來爭去。後來發現Andy和Allen是同性戀。兩人又和好了。 Scene I 購物場景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He』s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He』s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I』m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I』m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You』re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 兩個女人在男人周圍 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I』m more beautiful than Lucy. I』ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You』re very beautiful. You』re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You』re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They』re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let』s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let』s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I』m so happy! There』re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I』m so lucky! Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me. Peggy: No! Don』t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She』s my good friend! Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren』t you? Peggy Lucy: No! Scene IV 電影院奇遇 (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.) Peggy Lucy: You……. Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy Lucy: She…., you…… Andy: Any questions? It』s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let』s go! Scoundrel: Don』t move! Give me your money. Peggy Lucy: Help, help! Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won』t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry! Andy: Calm down, sir. I』ll give you all the money I have. Don』t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We』re just girls! Lucy: I can』t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let』s go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait! Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy』s money) Scene V Peggy: I』m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please…. Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I』m feeling so sorry, too. Peggy: So….we』re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right! Then, let』s go eat. It』s my treat! Peggy: Wow~ it』s a good idea! Let』s go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your hands. Peggy: He is mine! Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he』s mine. Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too. Peggy: He』s mine! Lucy: He』s mine! Peggy: He』s mine! Lucy: He』s mine! Allen: Shut up! I don』t like girls! Lucy: What? Peggy: You』re lying. I can』t believe it. Allen: Actually……. (Andy appears.) Allen: Oh, honey! Andy: Oh, baby! I』m sorry that I』m late! Allen: Little bad fellow. Don』t be late next time. Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen: Honey, they』re so weird. Don』t pay attention to them. Let』s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We』re girls, they』re boys, right? Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are….. Peggy Lucy: Gay !!

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