电影院奇遇

A. 随便什么主题 通俗易懂 不要太难 咱6个人的英语都不咋地 最好能搞笑点

嗯 我找了三个， 你自己看看吧 选一个
第一个： 没名字 不好意思啊
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: …….

D: What’s wrong?

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together...

第二个：
剧本英文名称《A War between Two Women》
剧本中文名称《两个女人之间的战争》
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 购物场景

(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)

Scene II 两个女人在男人周围

(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!

Scene III 偶遇

(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

Scene IV 电影院奇遇

(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)

Scene V

Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

第三个：这个是搞笑的哦
搞笑英语话剧-别摸我
Don't Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa

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Cast
1. Vicky∶a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa∶another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix∶one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim∶customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
5. Kuki∶the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God
gives all things to instry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the
table.
Allen: Yes, pleases.
Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
Allen＆Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the
door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me
uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky: He, he……He touched me!
Fenix: No!! I didn’t.
Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.
Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the
waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you
any good.
Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim: Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!
Fenix: Mind your own business.
Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix: Uh……
Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.
Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully
the weak and fear the strong.
Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my ty.

B. 幻想大王奇遇记8之魔幻电影院,读后感400字

今年寒假，我读了《幻想大王奇遇记之魔幻电影院》这本书。我书看到一半的时候，鸡皮疙瘩都出来了。 书里面有三个主要人物,他们是聪明机灵的孙小空，智商高达二百五十的朱聪明 和学过武术的白古静。 起因是城里开了一家新电影院，神奇的是明明播放的是同一部电影，每个观众看到的却不一样。有人看到的是恐怖片，有人看到的是喜剧片......孙小空很好奇，自己也想去看，可是他有很多补习班。他就瞅准机会，去看电影。买票的时候，他被吓了一跳，一看，原来是同学。 他和他的同学进了电影院之后，十分惊讶，竟然有这么多层。 后来，“皮大王”被吸了进去。 最后，他失踪了，孙小空就下定决
心解开谜团。 这就是《幻想大王奇遇记之魔幻电影院》，它给我的寒假增添了许多的刺激、恐怖。
我很兴奋，因为我以前读过杨鹏的《幻想大王奇遇记》中的两本。 书里主要写幻想大王孙小空、爱学习的小美女白谷静、智商高达250的小胖子朱聪明、来自外星的绿儿还有科学狂人怪马博士。 城里新开了一家5D电影院。神奇的是，明明播放的是同一部电影，每一个观影者看到的却都不一样，有人看到的是喜剧片，有人看到的是恐怖片……孙小空好奇地跑去影院一探究竟，却眼睁睁看着同班同学“皮大王”被吸入了影院的屏幕。随后孙小空发现所有的同学都忘记了“皮大王”的存在，魔幻电影院也不再魔幻。原来，孙小空的想象力是很厉害的，黑心女王要用人类的想象力做武器攻打地球。这时孙小空的想象力变成了水母（想象力），孙小空灵机一动发挥想象力，变了一只喷火龙，和电鳗怪兽（人类想象力的守护者）战斗着，起初电鳗怪兽占了上风，但是，人类同胞的想象力比电鳗怪兽更强。怪马博士一声令下，黑心女王被打败了。孙小空被带回到以前的魔幻电影院，但“皮大王”并没有吸入电影屏幕，电影院的座位也变少了。这是一场梦，还是5D效果？ 这本书让我觉得杨鹏叔叔有一双隐形的翅膀，带你体验想象力的快乐！！！

C. 求英语情景剧！！！以校园问题为话题，写一段五分钟，四个人的英语情景剧！！！

人物
Peggy
Lucy
Andy
Allen
Scoundrel
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主要内容
Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同时看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。争来争去。后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋。两人又和好了。

Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy Lucy: No!
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy Lucy: Gay !!

D. 《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》读后感

刚刚读完《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》，终于明白了什么叫做“散发着悲哀的气息”，明明是白纸黑字，读起来却像是一片灰，污浊而混沌。

此时，突然想到结尾主人公藏书的地下室，一个阴暗的搁架渐渐在眼前清晰起来，搁架的一端有一团黑影，模模糊糊的，像是一本书……我的内心油然而生一种恐惧，手开始颤动，变得剧烈，甚至不能控制，我在害怕什么？不，我在渴望，一种热烈的足以使人手舞足蹈的渴望——《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》是我的了。

我紧紧地把它攥在胸前许久，竟有些呼吸困难。我把它捧在手中，轻轻地吹去上面所覆盖的一层厚重的灰尘，隐约可以看到封面上所写的“圣书”二字。我从最中间打开了书，因为我知道，《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》是无穷无尽的。我开始抚摸书页，的确印得很粗糙，好像摸在沙粒上。这时，旁边的书架“咯吱”响了一声，我吓了一跳，立即把书藏在了大衣下面。

我慌张地跑回家，生怕被别人看见。不知走开了多久，反正是到家了，我什么也不记得了，只是急切地打开《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》，一阵乱翻。我感到自己的手开始向下陷，如同伸进了稠涩的沙中。我越翻越快，清楚地触及到每一个人翻过这本书的人的挣扎。我想停下来，但突然感觉四周变得好滑，一切都开始不停地向下陷，连同我的自私和欲望。

我仍然在幻想，“世界上没有无底洞”，只是流沙并没有因为我的幻想而停下来，反而变得更加的稠密、干涩……

终于，我感到窒息了，就在这一刹那，竟有种如释重负的感觉。我要解脱了吗?此时的我什么也没有，什么也无所求，安稳得像个熟睡的婴儿，渐渐地，眼前出现了一本书，不，准确地说，是一本书的封皮，仅仅如此，一张书页都没有，我用尽最后的力气合上了那书皮，上面印着熟悉的两个字——“圣书”……

大风突然把窗帘吹开了，遮住了我桌上的书，我回过神来，吓了一跳，意以为那薄纱窗帘的是“沙之书”，揭起一看，原来是《妞妞》。

我时常想，或许“《幻想大王奇遇记——魔幻电影院》”就是人性自私、欲望的实体形式，无穷无尽散发着悲哀的气息。有时，我还会想，或许世间的孽是以沙的形式存在的，一旦陷进去了，就不能自拔，直至被湮没。

E. 《幻想大王奇遇记之魔幻电影院》读后感300字

在寒假期间我读了一本书叫《幻想大王奇遇记8》，这本书对我感悟很深。 这本书的主要内容是：孙小空他们家附近开了一家5D电影院 孙小空很稀奇就想去看，可是他的妈妈不让他去看，在一天周末 他借助一个偶然的机会来到了魔幻电影院来看5D电影。孙小空 听说魔幻电影院里同一时间同一放映厅播放的同一部电影里，每一位观众看到的人物、情节，甚至题材都不是一样的！有的人看到的是喜剧片，有的人看到的是悲剧片，有的人看到的是无厘头的搞笑片，有的人看到的是爱情片......孙小空进入了这个电影院发现里面只有两个人，一个是只有3、4岁的小女孩，另一个是孙小空的同学“皮大王”。影片开始了，孙小空看到了一片火海正烤着孙小空的身体，然后一段抒情的音乐把孙小空带进了薰衣草的原野，当影片快要结束时屏幕裂开了一道口子然后变成了黑洞，孙小空紧紧的抓着椅子，随着黑洞的犀利越来越大，孙小空实在抓不住椅子了这是那个小姑娘便成了绿皮怪一把抓住了孙小空，但是孙小空的同学“皮大王”被吸了进去。孙小空回到学校后发现同学们都不认识“皮大王”了，孙小空很困惑，他和他的朋友们，他们分别是白谷静和朱聪明，一起探索到了，这一切都是外星人搞的鬼，最后孙小空千辛万苦打败了外星人，到头来却白忙了一场。 我读这本书的的感悟是：孙小空的好奇和勇敢打动了我，他为了救自己的同学不惜一切代价，不管是上刀山还是下火海，他都都愿意，这就是他的勇气，在这勇气中我还发现这都是好奇心驱使他，让他向前，不让他退缩。 真本书让我懂了很多东西，让我一生受用

F. 小河电影院9.5有儿童萌猴奇遇记

你说的小河电影院是贵阳碧园国际影城吧！
9月5日（明天），该影院有放映《亚马逊萌猴奇遇记》，排片时间是：
10：30，11：40，14：40，16：25。
具体信息请见截图。

G. 英语六人搞笑三分钟小品

甲：您在收看的是挑战主持人的节目，我是主持人。请出今天的参赛者。乙丙同说：大家好甲：好了，别贫了进入正题。第一题请听题：在电视中《水浒传》排名第一的是谁？乙：关羽！丙：谁说的？是宋江！甲：丙答对了，加十分。丙：一点常识没有，关羽是林黛玉的老公！甲：（我投一次听说）好第二题，这是一道音乐题，这是什么歌？（播放的是曹操）乙；歌名是刘备，曹操写的！甲：答对，加十分！丙：瞎答也对？早知我说嫦娥。甲：第三题问：相声四门功课是什么？丙：炒，炸，煎，蒸.甲：还有焖呢？丙：对，忘了！甲：对什么对乙;是说，学，逗，唱。甲：加十分!好第四题，谁在什么时候发现什么新大？乙：在国外的巴拿马发现非洲。甲;你真会想象！奥巴马是运河！乙：是我说的是巴拿马甲：嗨，被你绕进去了。奥巴马美国总统，巴拿马是运河！丙：是1哥伦布在美洲发现。喔 顺便说一下，几天前帮我指导的ABC夫下在线的老师要我明白，就是要掌握好英语应该是不费力地..必然具有符合的学习空间与熟练口语对象 老师水平是关键，口语纯正非常重要 持续天天口语交流 一对一针对性教学才会有.好.的学习成效；上完课记得重听课程录音音频 更可以加深印象。不过实在无对象可练习的话 只能到旺旺或爱思拿到课外教材研习，多说多练短时间口语会提高起来 学习效果肯定会快速显着的；甲：好！答对加十分！下面一组抢答题，答对加分，答错扣10分。请听题！问英语用英语怎么讲？乙：一个利是甲：发音不太标准，算对！加分，下一道抢答题，问北京首都在哪？丙；北京首都？甲：哦，是中国首都在哪？丙：北京！甲：好，现在又打平了，最后关键的一题！这是选择题，问下面哪是四大名着作者之一？A:姚明 B：李白 C:赵本山 D:孙红雷丙：你这好像没得选!甲：恭喜你！答案就是没得选！请丙说获奖感言乙：不公平！丙：没你啥事！嗯 谢谢TV ， CCTV， 深圳卫视，湖南卫视甲：先别谢了，说感言！丙：在这鸡飞狗跳的日子中，我很莫名其妙的得了奖，但我不会松懈，继续努力改造，争取早日出狱甲：？丙;正所谓山不在高，有石头就行，水不在深，有鱼就行。我会更加努力，在这美好的时刻，天上的太阳在星星的映衬下，一定更美丽！甲：这话有点不对吧！不过再次恭喜你，也谢谢大家!谢谢

H. 电影:讲一个大学生经历一次奇遇后,以后每一天都在重复(国产)

是上海某大学的《逆转流星》吧

《逆转流星》是一个发生在某大学校园内的故事。阿博是一个大四学生，虽然有满腔热情和美好的愿望，但总是说得多做得少，得过且过。豪哥和小罗是阿博的寝室好友，典型的活宝拍档。三人在一起，总是发生一些哭笑不得的事。有一天，阿博偶然在校园内听到了美妙的歌声，他循着歌声找去，看到正在散步的馨儿。这时一道流星划过天际，馨儿许下了一个愿望，流星突然回头落了下来，一片白光之后发生了一件不可思议的事……
一部反映高校学生生活，青春励志、重磅搞笑的喜剧电影《逆转流星》可以说是内地第一部专为校园学生打造的电影，并瞄准校园院线发行。 《
逆转流星》讲述的是两个即将毕业的大学生在遭遇一系列离奇的事件后，重新思考生活和爱情的故事。影片将着眼于当代年轻人的需求和审美，以阳光积极的基调将爱情、幻想、喜剧、恶搞、时尚等元素融入片中，力争打造成一部能引起青年人共鸣的青春校园喜剧。

I. 英语情景剧3-4个人

这个是我们上学期表演的短剧，加入了搞笑元素后效果不错。人物超过了3，4人，但是不重要而角色可以临时找同学客串，我们当时就是那么做的。题目是两个女人之间的战争，The War between Two Women. 人物 Peggy Lucy Andy Allen Scoundrel ------------------------- 主要内容 Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同时看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。争来争去。后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋。两人又和好了。 Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You’re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy. I’ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky! Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me. Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend! Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you? Peggy Lucy: No! Scene IV 电影院奇遇 (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.) Peggy Lucy: You……. Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy Lucy: She…., you…… Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go! Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money. Peggy Lucy: Help, help! Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry! Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We’re just girls! Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait! Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money) Scene V Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please…. Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too. Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat! Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your hands. Peggy: He is mine! Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine. Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too. Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls! Lucy: What? Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it. Allen: Actually……. (Andy appears.) Allen: Oh, honey! Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late! Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time. Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right? Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are….. Peggy Lucy: Gay !!

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